Double Extraction

When you and your partner cum (ejaculate) at the same exact time.

Yaaaa yaaaa, baby baby baby I'm almost there! I'm almost there!

I'm waiting for you babe!

I'm cumming!!!!

Me too baby mee tooooo! We're Double Extraction -ing!!!

by Lilcodyice February 28, 2019

Playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a monster who touches kids

2. Bloody red wood

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB take that you fucking playground extraction specialist

by Jd_fan October 6, 2023

Gay Past the Expiration Date

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.

Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.

by LUEZWO August 13, 2014

Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

experational

Telling someone it's a good thing to expire

I was being experational when I told that bitch she was done!

by Donald Trump shit February 28, 2017

fast booger extraction

When rapidly pulling out then disposing of an annoying boogeror hairy kernel which is almost coming out or half peeking out. Any booger that can't be laboriously picked for.

I was at my desk at work and had to do a fast booger extraction before my boss turned her head.

by Seymour_Buttz September 9, 2007

insertion exertion

What one feels after a long period of penetration.

Yo girl, we needs to take a break from all this loving; I've got insertion exertion!

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014