Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.
Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
by Loudin Obnoxious August 12, 2008
Get the Thank you, you are excused, you may step out. mug.A phrase meaning either:
1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."
2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."
2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
1.Person1: "Excuse me."
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*
2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*
2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
by Kenthar December 13, 2004
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Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!
by Sitbear August 20, 2018
Get the Excuse mug.the misherad lyrics (sometimes sung on purpose) by Jimi Hendrix. The actual words are scuse me while i kiss the sky. now this phrase is the same as a mondegreen or buffalax
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by hahaok May 27, 2009
Get the Excuse me while I kiss this guy mug.Also 'Pardon my French.' Phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the elderly, the young, or the simply uptight.
'Excuse my French, but that woman is a fucking cunt.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'
by Shameless September 5, 2003
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In the wizarding world, "Exuberant" is a spell created by a well-read French wizard, Charlene de Saint-Ex, who was a great fan of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's work, particularly "The Little Prince." Charlene found such solace and wisdom in the book that she wanted to share it magically.
Incantation
The spell is invoked with the word "Exuberant," pronounced as /ɪɡˈzu bərənt/ with the wand movement of drawing a small, stylized crown in the air—resembling the one worn by the Little Prince himself.
Effects
The target of the spell instantly becomes a devoted fan of "The Little Prince," experiencing a sudden rush of joy and enthusiasm for the book's themes of love, friendship, and existential inquiry. They also have an unexplainable urge to share the book and its wisdom with others, often quoting phrases like "On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux" ("One sees clearly only with the heart. What is essential is invisible to the eye").
Usage
The spell has been highly controversial, with critics claiming it takes away a person's free will to naturally discover and enjoy literature. Supporters argue it's merely a tool to spread good and enrich lives.
In the wizarding world, "Exuberant" is a spell created by a well-read French wizard, Charlene de Saint-Ex, who was a great fan of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's work, particularly "The Little Prince." Charlene found such solace and wisdom in the book that she wanted to share it magically.
Incantation
The spell is invoked with the word "Exuberant," pronounced as /ɪɡˈzu bərənt/ with the wand movement of drawing a small, stylized crown in the air—resembling the one worn by the Little Prince himself.
Effects
The target of the spell instantly becomes a devoted fan of "The Little Prince," experiencing a sudden rush of joy and enthusiasm for the book's themes of love, friendship, and existential inquiry. They also have an unexplainable urge to share the book and its wisdom with others, often quoting phrases like "On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux" ("One sees clearly only with the heart. What is essential is invisible to the eye").
Usage
The spell has been highly controversial, with critics claiming it takes away a person's free will to naturally discover and enjoy literature. Supporters argue it's merely a tool to spread good and enrich lives.
Hogwarts Classroom: "Now, for our next charm—Exuberant. It imbues the target with a love for 'The Little Prince,'" Professor Flitwick announced, his wand dancing through the air as he demonstrated.
Hogsmeade Weekend: "I don't get why you like 'The Little Prince' so much," Ron said, thumbing through the thin pages skeptically. Hermione smirked, flicked her wand and whispered, "Exuberant." Ron's eyes lit up, "You know what, this book is actually brilliant!"
Hogsmeade Weekend: "I don't get why you like 'The Little Prince' so much," Ron said, thumbing through the thin pages skeptically. Hermione smirked, flicked her wand and whispered, "Exuberant." Ron's eyes lit up, "You know what, this book is actually brilliant!"
by ExuBaeRantGuy October 17, 2023
Get the Exuberant mug."Pathetic excuse for a human being" is used to describe someone who is so pathetic at what he does and what he believes in that he have no redeeming qualities, he is considered completely useless, he always complains about everything and never do anything to fix it, he feeds off attention and rage & complains when he doesn't get any, all he does is annoy and hurt the people around him, his ideas and morality are so pathetic so wrong so ridiculous that no one cares to listen, some people will even argue that he is not worth keeping alive but he is usually so pathetic that he is not even worth killing.
guy #1: have you seen this girl kim kardashian she is so famous but i don't know why, she can't sing she can't act she can't dance all she dose is take selfies and complain what hell man.
guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being
guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being
by one way road September 8, 2016
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