Eurosexual

Eurosexuality is a modern and culturally specific form of lifestyle. Found to be exemplified in up-beat modern Europeans (usually men), whose dress code is highly distinguishable, consisting of nothing but high quality brand label clothing including Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren. It involves the will to actively partake in bodily care that may be considered feminine or "girly", whilst possessing the ability to grow bodily hair to a vast degree and displaying one's manhood via macho gestures, tough guy speech and sexually beckoning displays towards the opposite sex and overall, maintaining an abundantly straight sexual preference that is considered eager rather than chauvinistic. Not to be confused with metrosexual, where the subject exhibits bisexual tendencies. Mostly found in male teenagers from European descent that posses a knowledge of current trends in today’s society, yet no matter the immediate environment, atmosphere or climate, choose to proudly display their ethnicity via trendy, up beat, neutral coloured clothing including blacks, greys browns and dark blues. Chains or ear piercing are also a distinguishing feature, yet the most blatant is the excellent coordination between items of clothing.

One who has rugged yet trendy facial hair, dark denim jeans, tight upper body T-shirt, silver neck chains and tidy, yet practical shoes and who also exhibits a strong attraction to the opposite sex and who lives as one of European descent, may be considered Eurosexual.

by Wogking January 7, 2006

emosexual

A kid/teen/person (male or female)in the emo scene who is interested in dating either mostly or only, other kids/teens/persons(male or female)of the emo scene. Sometimes you can't tell whether or not they are male or female, but that's not always the case.

Jock: "That emo chic over there is kind of hot."
Emo: "You have no chance, she's emosexual. You're not her type."

by Court4282 January 29, 2008

Egosexual

One who is only sexually attracted to his/herself.

Lady GaGa is egosexual considering she is only attracted to herself.

by g-rilla July 30, 2010

emosexual

Denotes that boundries between the sexes are blurred. Steming from queercore and riot grrrl, which originated in the '80's and 90's (respectively), it has grown and thrived in the just as frusterated emo scene. Males tend to act more effeminate in actions, demeanor and dress (hence why it's more acceptable int he emo scene). Females are more dominant and independant in nature, and also dress in a more masculine way. It is not necessarily linked with a bi-sexual behavior, tho it is not uncommon.

Ricky's being such a bitch. no surprise, he's been so emosexual lately.

by TakeMyKnife May 24, 2004

Emosexual

Misguided children who think that their life in the suburbs is too hard for them. So, they dress in black, refuse to listen to normal music, wear pants so tight that their testicles burst, slit their wrists, and log on to myspace. The world hates them and they hate the world and everything is so said boo-hoo. They will also lock themsleves up in their rooms and ask why their life in the suburb is so bad. Emosexual people aren't real, so don't be careful about what you say. They have no feelings, except sadness. You can beat the crap out of them and the only thing that would happen (besides your laughter) is their boo-hoos. Don't treat them normally or you will get an emo kid who thinks he is cool. Not good at all.

Emosexual #1: Hey look, I'm rich- let me slit my wrists!
Emosexual #2: Yeah everyone hates me. Boo-hoo.

by Justin P. McGee November 6, 2006

Eddsexual

1. Two words: Edd Gould. The coolest dead person ever!
2. Someone who is attracted to Edd Gould
(it's like tordsexual but for Edd fan girls)
(You're welcome, darlings!)

I am eddsexual.

by TheMadelkat.com April 8, 2017

egosexual

To love one's self. Self love.

Oh. Mah. God. Lucy is so egosexual she had to break up with her boyfriend

by yourmomscouchsbitch October 20, 2008