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Why do I exist?

It’s a genuine question and someone please answer it.
by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020
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love doesn't exist

A rare awareness that the concept, love is just an abstraction of a chemical process in the human brain.
A: I'm so in love with her.

B: That's just an endorphin rush from interacting with a compatible personality. Love doesn't exist.
by pseudonymthemagnificent October 30, 2013
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Lucky Excuse

When you give a complete bullshit excuse that makes no sense and or has nothing to do with anything.
Playing FortressCraft on Xbox Live.

Me: Lucky why did you dig a whole into our base
Lucky: No I didn't

Me: Lucky theres a huge hole in the floor
Lucky: Ya but that wasn't me
Reaper: You just came out of the hole
Lucky: Ya but I didn't make it
Me: But you just came out of a hole and no one was even there
Lucky: Hey guys have a pretty good base
Me: Lucky just shut up

5 Minutes later we discovered a large amount of tunnels below our base. To this date Lucky still denies making the tunnels And continues to make more Lucky Excuses evreyday
by Pimped out pantry June 29, 2011
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Exuses

When your dumbshit friend doesn’t know how to spellexcuses
J: Then he comes and unmounts me !

M: Lmao exuses
by Dubbelyah September 14, 2018
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existential dead

Taking existential dread one step forward. The feeling when you're in a continuous existential crisis so you just go numb and "die" on the inside.

Just like you experience existential dread you also experience existential dead.
Sophie was in the final year of her STEM course and had realized that she would've been better off studying business but three years of chemistry had killed her on the inside and she was now going through existential dead.
by whackywizard May 27, 2021
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covid excuse

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
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Gamer Excuse

An excuse used by a gamer when he/she has been beaten in a game by a PC or an NPC.
Examples of Gamer Excuses include:

(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!

(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!
by Matthew Williams May 18, 2007
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