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exercise

various activities ranging from aerobic, wieght lifting, combined with a proper diet, lazy fat people would have nothing to complain about, granted they don't have a heart attack of some sort while complaining.
Don't break a sweat trying to read this wouldn't want you passing out before you exercise.
by C-bass503 November 29, 2006
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bathroom exercises

Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.
-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"
by Q Baby February 28, 2008
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Exercise

Actions involving effort that most people reading this would not do.
WHAT!???? CYCLING? BUT THAT'S EXERCISE!!
by Armoured_Potato February 21, 2013
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Exergized

The combined sensation that results from being both exhausted and energized at the same time. This feeling typically arises after taking a killer Bikram Yoga class.

This feeling can come from other activities. Because of the combination of a cardio vascular work out, intense detoxification, stretching and strengthening every muscle in the body, it is most prevalent in the Bikram Yoga series.

Commonly compared to the feeling of complete and utter bliss.
Yogi#1- Hey! How was your Bikram Yoga class last night?
Yogi #2- ohhh, woooowwww. It was sooo good. I left feeling totally exergized.
Yogi#1- *Ahh of jealousy* I knew I should have come in... :(
by Yogis just sweat March 5, 2011
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Exerection

The boner some men get after exercising.
Dude leaving the gym I had a total exerection.
by Detroit-Jay May 26, 2011
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Exerfart

When a small fart is released while exercising or performing some other physically strenuous activity.
I was holding his feet for sit ups in gym, and he let out an exerfart right into my mouth! It tasted like chocolate chip cookies!

I picked her up from the bed to bury the sausage in her whispering eye and I accidentally exerfarted!

My dad is so old, he exerfarts every time he gets up from his chair.
by SirHangDangly December 27, 2011
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Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor
Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?
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