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extortion

an animal with a small face, usually a chihuahua
Person 1: Look at that little extortion! His face is so tiny.
Person 2: Aww, yeah, he's so extortioniful ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
by squatcobblerrrrr March 21, 2024
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Extortion

It isn't extortion you stole from me and you are going to pay it back or someone isn't going to get to raise their kids. I'm not going to just let you steal this from me but you ARE GOING TO LET ME TAKE SOMEONE'S KID FROM THEM. That's the asymmetry. The only positive outcome for everyone is me getting that money. I'm not letting it go.
Hym "It isn't extortion. You made a mistake doing this. Don't let it cost someone the most thing in the world to them just so you can feel like you got the better of me. It isn't a tantrum. You are stealing them most significant advancement of modern times from me to get me to kill a child. That is all. Anyone stupid enough to let you convince them otherwise has bigger problems than a dead kid and if they aren't willing to stop you then someone else is going to have that exact problem."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2024
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Extortion Lane

A recently constructed toll lane on interstate 80 between Vacaville and Fairfield, CA that is in the fast lane that they make you pay to use. It was supposed to be to alleviate traffic, but the politicians lied and are making those who use it pay fastrak fees.
I got caught by the cops in the extortion lane trying to get around traffic and get to my job. Now I cant pay rent due to a $490 ticket…..
by thenextbojizzle February 9, 2026
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Extortion Lane

A recently constructed toll lane on interstate 80 between Vacaville and Fairfield, CA that is in the fast lane that they make you pay to use. It was supposed to be to alleviate traffic, but the politicians lied and are making those who use it pay fastrak fees.
I got caught by the cops in the extortion lane trying to get around traffic and get to my job. Now I cant pay rent due to a $490 ticket…..
by thenextbojizzle February 9, 2026
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cyber extortion

Cyber Extortion is a new breed of blackmailers that takes various forms, one of which is posting Mug Shots on Google images of individuals irregardless of their innocence and charging a fee to have it removed. These web sites do so under the guise of "public information" but they make no attempt to remove the mug shots of those individuals acquitted, without receiving payment. They are the most loathsome, deplorable parasites imaginable.
BustedMugShots posted an image of Jill from 20 years ago. It mysteriously resurfaced at the same time she was looking for employment. They identify as "internet reputation specialists" but they are nothing more than cyber extortionists.
by cyberwatch April 10, 2017
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Empathy Extortion

When people take advantage of your better nature to exploit you. Usually happens with liberal white women when mothering instincts are redirected towards immigrants and people that will one day harm them.
"Showing pictures of a tearful immigrant to promote replacing your identity and culture is a form of empathy extortion."
by harry analstein August 13, 2022
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Judicial Extortion

When a Judge has the guilty verdict and extremely large fine detrmined on your case before the court case has even started
The $500 Million fine in the case is another example of Judicial Extortion.
by Tax Toad 2 February 20, 2024
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