Escape Fartist

The person who lets a little one go and acts as if it never happened, as if it was just a gust of wind.

I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.

by thats gross March 13, 2009

Escape Goat

First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.

Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.

"The dude is being used as an escape goat."

"That's scapegoat."

"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."

by ddoggphx July 19, 2007

Escape the Fate

A band that formed in 2005, with former frontman Ronnie Radke (who is in jail at the moment still), former guitarist Omar Epinoza, Max Green, Monte Money, and Robert Ortiz. The new lead singer is Craig Mabbit, (former BlessTheFall singer). Some people say that Craig sucks, and that Ronnie should be back in, or vice versa, but honestly they are both very talented, and if it wasnt for Craig, Escape the Fate would be no more. So stop fighting people!
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Escape the Fate Fan: Hey did you see Escape the Fate last night? They were the shit!!

Escape the Fate Hater: No!!! They suck!

Escape the Fate Fan: Whatever you loser!

by Stephaniee. March 28, 2010

Escape Artist

When one is sitting down and cuts a fart, the gas runs around ones nut sack or lady biscuit than escapes into the atmosphere undetected.

Larry was getting pulled over by the police when he realized an Escape Artist was about to be present.

by Wesdog64 August 7, 2016

Escape From Tarkov

Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore shooter where you lose all your items if you die in the game. Made by Battlestate Games, your objective is to build your "Hideout" (which is your base) and level up your level. You can also trade with many traders and do quests to gain items and xp points. There are 2 main factions you choose when you first start the game USEC, an American PMC, and BEAR which is a Russian PMC. There is also a sub-faction called "Scavs" there people are former PMC contractors which have left on their own path. You can collect items with them but won't lose your current gear if you die with them. Theres a 30 minute cooldown after you die or leave raid as a Scav.

Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.

The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.

There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.

John: Yo wanna play Escape from Tarkov, just got a MP7 from a timmy in labs

Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.

Daddy Prapor my love uwu

by tr1angles April 8, 2023

Escape Pods

Small, individual, escape ships. Often, found in a crate of Hamdingers.

"They're getting away in the.....escape pods."

by TexanMarine September 23, 2005

Escape from tarkov

The official club name for people who like it in the ass

“Hey have you seen escape from tarkov? Looks cool right?”

“Yea I’ve seen it but Im really a fan of having it in the ass so..”

by Juiceboxer4 September 29, 2021