erectus expando

When you see someone pull off an insane glitch in THPS and your peepee goes big

Brando Dando Erectus Expando!

by devoxel May 17, 2018

bono erectus

Maximum amount dick size you get

I got bono erectus when she did that nasty trick

by skykillah February 1, 2016

cockezius erectus

The musclature of the penis

Girl 1: damn you have a monsterous cockezuis erectus, vermin Chad.
Chad : thank you very much.

Boy 1: You seem to have a minature cockezius erectus there, virgin Brad

by Ankindankwalker October 11, 2019

Plentyminimum Erectus

1. A male syndrome derived from using small amounts of male enhancement drugs while watching porn movies.
2. A dosage of ten percent or less of any male enhancement drug over a period of 24 hours.

At first the doctors thought it might be Plentyminimum Erectus or a Viagra Virus which would effect only his hard drive.

by keithmorin July 24, 2011

Homo Erectus

1. Some early human group with ape like heads and used fire, stone tools, and very likely could speak.

They are NOT Neanderthals, even though they had the eyebrow ridge and bigger jaws thing going on.

1. These Homo Erectus humans might've interbred with early Homo Sapiens, and they lasted for a million years.

by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017

pectus erectus

a deformity of the chest that causes the sternum to grow inward

"yeah, he had to have surgery to fix his pectus erectus"

by rlo43 June 30, 2021

Coitus Erectus

Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).

The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.

Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.

by neonmafia October 13, 2014