res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.

I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.

by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007

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cockus erectus

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

by PeeBee February 19, 2004

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Eruptious

adjective

extreme excitement or thrill to the point of adrenaline rush

dude, the fight was so eruptious it started an riot

by ThreeRingFreak January 6, 2010

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erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

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Special Erection

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room

Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy

by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019

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Erection Protection

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.

"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"

by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009

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