Captain Erector

Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)

this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector

by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009

facial erection

a girl blushing.

Blushing is blood rushing to the face. An erection is blood rushing to the penis. Blushing is a facial erection.

by DanRico October 5, 2013

male erection

An erection is a physiological phenomenon of the male genitalia of many species, in which the penis becomes firmer, engorged and enlarged. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is often associated with sexual arousal or sexual attraction, although erections can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle and direction of an erection varies considerably in humans.

Girl 1 : thank god we don't get male erection
Girl 2 : yup, it would have been an awkward situation for us.

by AlekhyaDas August 14, 2014

Rex Erection

The erection of a tyrannosaurus rex.

Jimmy the tyrannosaurus rex could not masturbate because he could not reach his Rex Erection.

by DannyTheScoob July 18, 2016

Affection erection

Any erection not caused by sexual stimulation, but instead caused by overwhelming sense of romance, or being in love.

“ I’m not even horny, I just love you so much you give me an affection erection. “

by Snakenet Janhole March 7, 2019

ERCOT

Verb: er-kott - to fail miserably at your job

I really ercotted this weather forecast.

by RigMover13 February 15, 2021

Mental Erection

Getting your hopes up. It's also called an unwanted mental erection, when you get your hopes up, but have a really hard time trying to bring them back down. Like an erection in public.

A: "He's so cute! I think he was flirting with me in science."
B: "You sure?"
A: "Fuckin' mental erections"

by SparklyBoy September 16, 2011