eardick

The codename that normal people (real ASMR creators, as well as ordinary netizens) should start using from now on to designate a structure with two ear-shaped microphones. "Eardicks" are a key part of ear licking "ASMR" videos; it's given the codename "eardick" because those so-called "ASMR videos" are actually blowjob simulators. Addendum: we need a campaign against these self-styled "ASMRtists" who are smearing legitimate ASMR.

You've seen this "AsMr CrEaToR" sucking on that eardick? That's enough proof of who she is - a total creep.

by Almost a Philosopher June 12, 2022

Erandi

A lying, gaslighting, narcissistic female who thinks everybody is a moron and believes her own lies

Hey, there's Erandi. She's a lying sack of shit!

by Pjlenn31 January 6, 2023

Erradick

When one stands to pee at a urinal and the urine sprays out in every direction except into the toilet.

Zake has erradick so bad he pissed on his own back.

by Yazorillowitz August 10, 2023

Eradicated

But the rapists AREN'T being eradicated. But 100 Palestinian children ARE.

Hym "But Ben... Rape isn't a sin... But being gay is a sin... So according to your God Dave Jewbin is more sinful than a rapist... Should evil sinners like Dave be eradicated too or no?"

by Hym Iam October 12, 2023

Eardis

Eardis is a good guy with a kind heart. He's super chill. He's handsome but he's very shy to talk to any girl

"Omg Eardis is super chill I bet he get all the hoes"

by Assywassy November 20, 2023

Hope Eradicated

1. Secret hardest difficulty in the game called Cruelty Squad. Can be turned off via interacting with the Divine Light shrine.

2. State, when the situation went so bad, that it literally crossed the "point of no return" and now can't be fixed.

1. - Which difficulty is the hardest in "Cruelty Squad"?
- Hope Eradicated.

2. Steve was walking past some homeless person in LA, which stabbed him with used syringe needle. Now he has AIDS and hard heroine addiction. I guess, all hope is eradicated for him.

by vlg149.200 December 20, 2023

Cunt Eradication

A phrase used to describe the results of a night of hardcore kinky as fuck sex probably involving bdsm or a fetish (fisting or other roughly handled sexual acts) after a man has rattled the woman like a rusty gate in the wind he has performed the act of cunt eradication leaving the lady's vegeegee in tatters after multiple orgasm achievements are unlocked due to boss level gratification

Jo said she was as horny as a rampant rabbit in the spring on setting number 3 therefore Kenny gave her 4 orgasms in 20 minutes he had left Joj's vegeegee in a state of cunt eradication leaving her satisfied & gratified.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 20, 2026