epic fail

General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.

Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.

Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
by Theydrick October 18, 2008
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epic fail

To fail horribly

However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
"Awww dude, i just fucked up on that math test"

"LOLOL EPIC FAIL HURP DERP DERP"
by Anonynoose February 23, 2009
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Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.
Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.
by ihatelifemorethanyou November 01, 2009
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epic fail

failing so bad at something that its a totally laughable matter.
teacher: spell the word, cupcake

student: k, u, p, k, a, k, e.

epic fail
by Diiesel February 13, 2009
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epic fail

A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.
-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.
by Puretruthbro December 06, 2008
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Epic Fail

A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.
"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.


Epic Fail
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epic fail

When someone tries to do something cool but it results the act of 'coolness' going horribly wrong. Even funnier when someone gets hurt.
biggestfail.blogspot.com - full of epic fails
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