Over-Engineered

1. Anything made by this doofus.
2. Your mom

Have you seen the channel "Stuff Made Here". His stuff is really over-engineered.

by Karamazak May 31, 2021

Thomas the Tank engine

The Number 1 and most badass steam engine in the whole fucking world.

I'm dating Thomas The Tank Engine.

by I'm A Random Person October 6, 2016

Trust me, I'm an engineer

when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up

Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"

by ekim004 June 4, 2016

Test Engineer

A pessimistic scapegoat, whose job is verification and validation, that is blamed for every problem they identify during a test.

It's that Test Engineer's fault we didn't meet schedule.

by Syd Crowe August 22, 2019

Cheat Engine

A program or device which hacks games, applications, etc to benefit you which often gets you banned if you are caught using it.

I increased my scores and health using a cheat engine in this video game and was banned by a moderator.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 11, 2015

Rusty Engine

The act of inserting a extra large pepperoni pizza into the anal canal of a female and then eating said pizza out of her bottom.

She totally wanted me to give her a rusty engine, but i wasn't hungry for pizza

by coolguy199 December 15, 2010

hillbilly engineering

Having to make due with what you have, because you know you won't be getting anything else. Creations that aren't sophisticated or pretty but they get the job done.

The system of cables they use to move cut timber down the mountain has got to be the ultimate in hillbilly engineering.

by knowman March 30, 2008