Encarta Instant Answers

A bitchy MSN Chat Bot that always has an excuse why she can't answer your question.

I say:
what is the meaning of life

Encarta Instant Answers says:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?

I say:
drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
drugs:
- medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain
- illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects
- medical substance: a substance given to treat or....

I say:
i didn't ask for the definition of drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I say:
....

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

I say:
are you smart

Encarta:
I don't know how to answer that.

I say:
are you cool

Encarta says:
Am I cool? Well, what do you think?

I say:
no

Encarta says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.

I say:
i already told you my age

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

by nobody (no one) February 8, 2009

encarpulate

The act of lifting a thread or piece of small trash and redepositing it on the floor to give the vacuum cleaner another chance to remove it

I had to encarpulate that dust bunny so I could re-vacuum that area.

by BenaG April 12, 2010

Encaprueing

Encaprueing - adjective- A person or otherwise sentient being who, after drinking a Capri Sun, regrets doing so.

Example: 'After drinking his favourite fruity beverage, Dan was encaprueing for hours.'

by MooTheJew July 9, 2017

Encampment Fever

Being around someone for an extended period of time, normally at a camp or encampment, and liking them during that time, then after you leave you go back to how felt about them before.

“Dude, she’s so hot!”
“Dude, you have encampment fever”
-two weeks later-
“I definitely had encampment fever”

by Yaboi63 November 20, 2018

encaptured

When Carina makes up a word and then tries to confuse you into believing its existence through misdirection.

Encaptured! Encapsulate! Encapsulating....it's a synonym.

by Captain Bird Seed May 31, 2019

encarcelado

Biggest simp you’ll ever meat. He’s the type of guy to get mad over someone stealing an egirl that wasn’t even his in the first place. If you ever RUN into him, make sure to RUN the other way

Hi encarcelado !

by la mesa habladora November 5, 2020

paolo encarnacion

The coolest Paolo ever. Encarnacion. W00t. www.xanga.com/bahamuto

Paolo is so cool
Shut up Paolo Encarnacion.

by Oaiki Wu March 10, 2005