Egotestical

When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.

George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls

by Foxygrandpa420 January 26, 2011

emojitically correct

A failure to correctly display the proper emoji in a text or email.

It is not "emojitically correct" to use emojis to replace words or at the beginning of an important text message or email

by Lifecoach June 30, 2022

egotisticalposttwitt

People who post countless arrogant and lame status updates on FB. Often self-proclaiming that they are the "luckiest people". However, said people should eliminate their excessive time posting and more time working on relationships with their straying significant other. Duh, why else do you think he bought you that nice stuff?

ie: "My friend, the egotisticalposttwitt, has just updated her status again. When will she learn that diamonds, pearls and trips all at once mean her husband is cheatin' on her sorry ass?"

by uran8she June 9, 2011

Egotistical Drug Irony

When somebody keeps doing drugs and gets an ego from it, when it is the root of why the person shouldn't have an ego. This is also ironically what makes it even harder for the person to quit the habit.

Josh: Yo dawg, wanna smoke some of dat supa fire?

Victor: I'm kind of busy right now... I have, er, a lot to do today...

Josh: Aight dawg whatever mang... more for me fool! Stay chill dawg.

Victor: *Facepalms to himself knowing the Egotistical Drug Irony*

by FrusteratinglyEducational November 13, 2012

Egotistical cunt

Highest tier of ego. Always talks about themselves and downs others. Probably only use discord and have little to no friends In real life. Thinks they are #1 but really nobody enjoys being around them. They also most likely only refer to animes as comebacks and nothing else.

Wow Sora you are an Egotistical cunt.

Your being mean karma you Egotistical cunt.

by BartholomewThe3rdRequium June 21, 2022

Emotasticle

A word meaning extremely awesome in an emo way.

Katy: Oh! Those are such cool pants!!

Joe: I know!! Their emotasticle!

by KatyKinkyKatastrophy May 4, 2010

Egotestical

(Egotistical) ( douchebag) A guy with balls the size of his ego- who thinks he has an unfair advantage and is a cut above everyone else

Always find egotestical guys like that in the locker room who think they are God’s gift to women

He couldn’t stop bragging about his nut sack . He’s so egotestical!

by Muby April 29, 2019