The process of becoming unburdened, especially in reference to bodily waste; a euphemism for taking a shit.
"Johnny...you've been in the bathroom for a long time..."
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"
Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"
Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
by Ian Broswell September 1, 2010
Get the Enlightenment mug.N. An occurrence in which one is essentially struck dumb by the revelation or comprehension of a previosuly-unknown fact. Misspelling of the common word "enlightening" is here intentional.
Generally used in the form "struck by enlightning."
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Generally used in the form "struck by enlightning."
See Also: TMI
Hearing that the world was not, in fact, flat, proved enlightning to Elena's delicate mind.
Or,
When Roy found out that his best friend from youth, who he'd always trusted, had been spying on him in the locker room due to being secretly gay, he was struck by enlightning and had no idea what to do.
Or,
When Roy found out that his best friend from youth, who he'd always trusted, had been spying on him in the locker room due to being secretly gay, he was struck by enlightning and had no idea what to do.
by TerraForce October 22, 2006
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The ideas that you get while having an orgasm. Ideas can be as elaborate as a new invention or as simple as another sex fantasy.
Dude, the other night when I was fucking this girl i had an Orgasm Enlightenment. what if Jada Fire had sex with an anime person who had a 2 foot dick?
by masterhizzay19 November 18, 2010
Get the Orgasm Enlightenment mug.1.a philosophical movement is 18th century Europe. Its most famous writer was the political theorist John Locke, whos writings influenced Jefferson and Franklin in their Revolutionary ideas. The enlightenemnt stressed that human beings should rely on God's gift to them, logic, and that theur world was very mechanical. Goes well with deism.
2. an epiphany
2. an epiphany
man 1"Oh my god! It just hit me"
man 2 "What"
man 1"i forgot to flush that toilet back in that memphis hotel"
man 2 "What"
man 1"i forgot to flush that toilet back in that memphis hotel"
by Demosthenes May 13, 2005
Get the enlightenment mug.Eleigha is A bad bitch never let a lame ass hoe throw hands but can always talk shit but be careful she can get freaky she a real one she don’t take no shit she the type that put your nigga on hush mode she’s easy to fall in love with she HOTTT ASSS HELLL and you can always count on her ❤️
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Get the Eleigha mug.An absolutely gorgeous girl. Blonde hair, blue eyes and daddy issues. If you know her you’re blessed. She’s sweet and kind but sarcastic and funny. Full of mystery you never really know what you’re getting with her but you know it’s gonna be good.
She may have many friends, but only a few ride or dies who she loves more than anything. Has issues with commitment so has fun but never anything long term because it scares her. If you like her you basically have no chance but please try anyways. Also If you see her crying in a bathroom, pretend it never happened, she’s broken and doesn’t want to hurt anyone.
She may have many friends, but only a few ride or dies who she loves more than anything. Has issues with commitment so has fun but never anything long term because it scares her. If you like her you basically have no chance but please try anyways. Also If you see her crying in a bathroom, pretend it never happened, she’s broken and doesn’t want to hurt anyone.
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