exasterbated

anything having to do with being fresh to death.

Girrrl i was so exasterbated today at school.

by lurrAA September 28, 2006

Exasterbate

To make a situation so bad you can’t masterbate.

After getting fired from my job I was completely Exasterbated.

by WunEyeFricka October 5, 2020

Exasterbate

Exacerbate/masturbate hybrid. The act of making a situation worse by jerking off

If you get caught shop lifting, you might as well exasterbate in the back seat of the police car. Make it a full day!!!!

by Mommy Anomoly January 7, 2021

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

eaterbater

Someone who continuously masterbates as they eat finger foods.

"Don't eat the sandwich squares, that guy is an eaterbater and he's been touching them all"

by cloudqueen March 18, 2014

Exasterbation

Too damn tired to..... hank your panky, slap the noodle, waxin' the ween, skinnin' the snake, jerkin' your gerkin', spankin' your monkey, chokin' the chicken, beatin' the meat, masterbate.

The doctor has confirmed that he did in fact die from exasterbation.

by NachoBeano June 27, 2014

plasterbate

A sexual act of storing one's semen in a very hot place to maintain the semen's liquid form. Once have enough semen is stored, the male spreads the semen over his partner's face and waits for it to dry, creating a plaster-like mold made from semen

Guy 1: How did last night go with you and Jessica?
Guy 2: Things got pretty freaky. I plasterbated her.
Guy 1: Lucky! I've always wanted to try that. You could probably sell the mold for a couple million to some art collector.

by SemenFartBubble69 January 8, 2016