Surprise Eject

A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.

Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''

by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 29, 2017

Kamikaze Eject

To create a group situation such as a group chat including your friend and every previous lover of theirs and then leave the group chat so they can fend for themselves.

Worst Case Scenario: Death to a Loved one
Best Case Scenario: Orgy

Yeah, I totally Kamikaze Ejected Brad the other day and he is so pissed!

by apollo5 August 4, 2020

ejected

when it comes out (if you know you know)

I ejected out of my dick and went on my hand

by beater defeater 69 November 12, 2023

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

eject pillar

To stick out one’s male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.

Oh... So I have to eject pillar?

by MrWhomstDVe December 3, 2020

Multi substance ejection

A rare occurrence within the human body that causes them to expel multiple types of material from one or multiple holes, for example, pooping while pissing and vomiting at once.

Holy shit that dude just did some multi substance ejection!

by Window28 January 1, 2022

Rejected Ejected

When you get rejected and ejected from the friend zone.

Bro… (9Pedosom)
Yeah? (7Pedson)
I got Rejected Ejected(9Pedosom)

by Α March 10, 2022