Elardian

A male person who origins come from a great era of mankind, namely the Elardian era. To be Elardian means that you don't shy away from buttstuff. It means that you are into homiesexuality. Furthermore, a true Elardian eats his dinner when it is fully cooled down.

Homie #1: 'the only things this dude does is smoking, rimming and hoarding. He is such a Elardian'

by ElPiderman69 May 19, 2023

etarded

(VERB) Derived from the word retard, an etarded person is someone who has slowed down intellectually, often permanately, from the effects of Ecstasy (MDMA).

"Yo, that kid rolled all summer and he's straight up etarded now. I heard on the news you get holes in your brain, that kid is living proof."

by lowcal September 26, 2005

pull an eharmony

when an aquaintance thinks they've found the perfect mate for you by their own complex system of "compatibility matching" and attempts a set-up. usually doesn't work out.

Dude, my landlord is trying to pull an eharmony on me with that girl who wears the ho boots.

by shea r. May 23, 2006

eHarmony

An online "dating" site that matches people by 30 dimensions of compatibility, based on personality, weaknesses, strengths, lifelong goals, short term goals, religous beliefs, philosophies on raising children, etc. It is a faith-based matching site and CAN reject applicants it does not feel would be right for their site, ie. refusing to match persons of the same sex. As successfull as eHarmony is when compared to other online matching sites, most of its clients do NOT find love through their service and find someone the old fashioned way (in real life). Its clients are NOT necessarily desperate either. Some people on its service join because they are either too busy in their personal lives to have time to find someone or are too shy to pursue someone in real life. And yes, some join because their shyness or introversion prevents them from meeting someone in real life, and they feel it's better to be rejected by a stranger in the computer than by a real pserson they would know in real life.

eHarmony is NOT for everybody. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't.

by [e-mail] October 4, 2008

etard

A retard on the Internet. The combination of internet and retard.

I’m sick of all of the feminist etards.

by BigOops911 November 29, 2018

Erhard

A very hot girl who usually makes you get a hard on.
Associated with big hips and blonde hair.

"Look at Erhard"
"Er..I have a hard on now."

by ladiessay_ March 28, 2008

Eardrum Rapist

noun: a person who gets their kicks from deliberately forcing a horrible song into your head.

You have got to STOP singing that god-damn Bryan Adams song from the 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' soundtrack! You are an Eardrum Rapist.

by 77jim April 26, 2011