Eff Sword 

a) an exclamation used when one is flustered and/or upset

b) a sword that is peerless in comparison to other weapons like it

"I just failed 3 tests and got by butt wrecked in Call of Duty... Eff sword!"

"I bought an eff sword at the medieval weapons show

Eff Sword by grouchomarxx December 14, 2010

eff dat noize

Invented by Jimmy Mundane as a reaction to anything he don't wanna do. As in: Fuck this proposal. I vehemently decline. I'm a'gin it.

People:"Let's put cottage cheeze on these cucumber slices instead of having regular nachos." Jimmy Mundane: "Eff Dat Noize."

eff dat noize by Jimmy Mundane July 19, 2017

eff off 

Retaliatory remark made by someone who is too much of a pussy to say FUCK OFF

I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, have sex, eat meat or swear. If you don't like that, then eff off, ya big weenie!

eff off by Anonymous October 10, 2003

eff you 

Cleaner version of F*ck you!

A: You are such a yag!
B: Eff you fastard!

eff you by bretfort October 11, 2009

EFF BEE 

Stands for Fuckin' Bob. Usually uttered when only one of your friends doesn't want to go smoke massive amounts of weed in the back of a Kia.

EFF BEE doesn't wanna go smoke with us. He'd rather stay in and do Engineering Homework.

EFF BEE by MTOH7 January 24, 2011

eff u 

a kewler way of saying fuck you

eff u and her mom up her ahole

eff u by pdiddy6969 September 27, 2006

eff my life

Feelings of complete momentary anger and hatred. The feeling of "giving up" or sudden loss when something does not work out. This feeling comes over at many moments in life, they may be large and drastic, or can be simple and small things that will not affect you at all in the long run.

Frat girls, preps, and bimbos may use this expression in regards to beauty and hygiene.

Nerds, geeks, and such variety may use this expression in regards to marks, or the difficulty of understanding an academic concept. Sometimes when a science concept is understood the expression "SCIENCE!!!" my be used.

"EFF MY LIFE! My nail just broke broke"

"EFF MY LIFE! I just failed my collage exam"

"EFF MY LIFE! The don't have any more soymilk"

#1:"EFF MY LIFE! I just don't get STOICH!"
#2:"Here I'll show you"
#1: "SCIENCE!!!!"

eff my life by grace09090909090 December 25, 2008