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Emerson

A word for a girl that likes to eat people
That emerson is eating me, thank god
by NippleDrinker October 9, 2018
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Emerson

The skuxest person you will ever meet, he is so cool like if you meet an emerson in your life time consider your self lucky but that’s if he doesn’t kill you cause Emerson’s can be the most scariest Person on earth sometimes as they can be out to kill as they usually kill 67 a month but that depends on there mood and usually play really rough sports like soccer which just makes Emerson’s as rough as Emerson’s are, so if you are an Emerson and you are reading this you better not be a pussy or the king of Emerson’s which is me will come and destroy you
Emerson is the scariest person on earth and plays soccer so he is automatically scary
by Emerson100 February 24, 2020
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Emerson NJ

A sack of shit town with nothing to do except walk around but you can't do that either or the cops will arrest you
BOB: Its the weekend lets do something.
STEVE: Well there's absolutely nothing to do we're in Emerson NJ.
BOB:Oh yeah FUCK!
by richard simmons 12345678 May 17, 2009
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David Emerson

1. A traitor of the Canadian political system.

2. A liar of the worst kind.

3. A Canadian Member of Parliament who was elected as a Liberal, then became a Conservative Party member two weeks after the election to accept a lucrative Cabinet position as Minister of International Trade.

Mr. Emerson refuses to give up his riding, despite public outrage of his own constituants, several nationwide petitions, and an investigation by the ethics commision of Canada.
'I know you just hired me, but your competitor has offered me money in exchange for my moral character, so I am pulling a David Emerson'
by JM1000 April 30, 2006
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Emerson Policeman

noun.
1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.

Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish

Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Person 1 Says: "I was stopped by an asshole that smelled like a small oily fish. He was overweight and overpaid."

Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"
by Nat Webster April 22, 2006
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Emerson

A boy who is very attractive and will make you feel like the only girl in the world then leave you like you're nothing. He's very special just scared of his emotions.
"Don't let him pull an Emerson on you"
by Fuck. May 15, 2017
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Rick Emerson

Talk Radio host who disappeared from the radio dial on 4/21/05. Central reason behind local mass uprising in the listening audience against Enterscum Radio. Reappeared like the mythical Phoenix on 3/13/06.
<noun usage>
Rick Emerson is the new King of all media.

<verb usage>

"Britney Spears hsan't put out a new album lately. Have you seen her?"
"No, she pulled a Rick Emerson and has fallen off the face of the planet."
by F Matt Peterson April 22, 2006
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