A chicks car that people think is so fast and so cool looking but u only see girls driving it most of the time
This guy that he was so cool driving in a chick's car
by mike November 25, 2004
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An Idiot's road car, someone that loves these really needs help. 1,2,3 gens don't matter, Poor Highschooler's 355 wanna be.

Makes a good chicken Coop, or Field Car.
Hey look at all those eclipse' outside of that Burger King.

My mom thinks an eclipse looks like a over-grown tampon.
by Rizeman April 22, 2004
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"Oh man Katie got eclipsed behind that giant in this picture."
by Rachaelthewordmaster December 20, 2008
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(derived from apocalypse)
A pus-filled apocalypse exacerbated by anti-vaxxers’ denial of science.

see Mad Max Wasteland
Looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back. I sees the end what were the start.

It's the POX-ECLIPSE, full of pain!

And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.
by a random name generator April 13, 2019
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The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!
My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.

That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!

It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.

She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?

ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
by DMonkage May 14, 2014
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When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.
"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."
by running out of patience December 13, 2007
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An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.
The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.
by Washooter September 3, 2012
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