african expert

any of the countless african facebook accounts that spam the EPL pages on facebook with their broken english gibberish predictions etc

Moses Wisdom Balla: like dis post if United is best team gonna win EPL this season.

Another african expert posting shit.

by okgono August 25, 2018

Suffering Expert

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.

For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

groundhog expert

A moron who fails at internet posting by making an utterly stupid inane comment, but in so doing, becomes an instant internet celebrity. Essentially the internet equivalent of Jessica Simpson's comment about "chicken of the sea."

A: "That's not the groundhog making that noise, seriously. Is it?"
B: "please just delete your account and go join the church of scientology....."
A: "Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert."

by Rank N. Feral May 3, 2009

subvert expectations

A term best described as adding 'out of character' behaviour and lines to the characters and unnecessary plot twists for the sake of drama and shock value. Exc. Game of Thrones S8.

"We kind of forgot about good writing and logic so we decided to subvert expectations this season because, you know, shock value."

D&D on GoT S8

by NotAnotherMartha May 19, 2019

Pathological Expert

Someone who always presents himself as an expert on any current topic of conversation, regardless of his actual background knowledge (often being able to maintain such a conversation for an impressive amount of time)

He really doesn't know anything about horses, he's just a bit of a pathological expert.

by Brown Chair May 26, 2009

Google Expert

–noun

1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.

–adjective

2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.

I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."

by Zimquats July 24, 2010

to expecto patronum it up

Originating from the spell "expecto patronum", as used in the Harry Potter novels. Used by both wizards and witches to fend off Dementors with a white shield of positive energy.

I just thought of something: you and I are part penguin and part llama. However, you can only have one patronus. Which one of us would have which patronus?? Guess we'll have to expecto patronum it up when you get home.

by penguillamango December 16, 2010