an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!
by im_fine123 December 15, 2017
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an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
by r.i.v May 8, 2023
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Girl 1: I just broke up with Tom.
Girl 2: Doesn't he still have your Netflix password?
Girl 1: Time to engage the ex-boyfriend protocol.
Girl 2: Doesn't he still have your Netflix password?
Girl 1: Time to engage the ex-boyfriend protocol.
by nondairyburrito April 4, 2021
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Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Disease mug.Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019
Get the ex boyfriend tears mug.a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.
Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on
by Madhatters November 28, 2006
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