Escort

Slang for a prostitute. Someone who escorts your dick- to their vagina. (most of the time)

Escort is just another PC (politically correct) term for someone who sucks/fucks for money. Just exchange it with "prostitute".

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 5, 2010

Escort Drunk

The point where a group of girls are so drunk that they assume the position of escorts for an older, ugly, likely foreign rich man who oversteps the boundaries of comfort in exchange for nice dinners and tables at clubs.

"We let this guy Omar buy us a table at Opium, he was really creepy but we were just totally escort drunk."

by k'briah November 7, 2012

escroto

scrotum.
thin layer of skin protecting diz nutz!!

yo bumble, rasurame el escroto!

by ogro October 15, 2006

escort

A british variant of the popular ford escort model, produced in various forms from 1969-1998, which looks far better than the american model and, in certain guises, is actually a good car. latter models are mainly populated by chavvy twats who kit the piss-poor front wheel drive models with massive farty exhausts and wanky decals whilst listening to hardcore rave music; earlier ones are mainly found kicking up massive clouds of mud whilst drifting on a rally race

my bird loved my escort 1.4 cuz it was cute and slow (and safe)

Did you see that mark 1 RS2000 going sideways round the roundabout?

Chav:Geeeeeezaah, av u seen my new escort mush its propa fat got a sub n a fuck-off exhaust n everythin!
Chavvy mate: Lush mate, propa innit geezer. mush

by Gupster October 27, 2007

london escorts

london's top class prostitutes who charge huge money just cuz they dont do business on streets

joe:i hooked up with this hot pros
nik:for how much?
joe:200 pounds
nik:shit thats expensive man.was it a london escort
joe:yea.though expensive,london escorts are smokin hot dude.

by karan kamat April 4, 2009

Ford Escort

A great first car for anyone (unless you are over 6'5" or +300lbs). It is small, light, and reliable (insanely reliable). Not to mention it will get over 20 MPG....running on only two cylinders (30+MPG when you have the spark plug wires on the correct cylinders). There aren't millions of buttons and controls to be distracted by while driving.

The engine in my Ford Escort was running really rough one day when idling. When I drove the 45 minutes home I found out that two vacuum lines had finally popped off after 11 years.

by Steevy_T October 18, 2011

Escott

An escott is the act of putting your right hand in the shape of a handgun (using your upright thumb and extended pointer finger, while the other fingers are made into a fist) and placing your chin between the crook of your thumb. Most often used in pictures, where the person looks off into the distance and is deemed "thoughtful".

Also: the new duckface

"Hey man, look at that chick's profile picture! She's totally doing the escott!"

by lol622 September 29, 2012