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Mass Erect 2

It's what you get when you play Mass Effect 2
"I just finished my 5th playthrough as a vanguard on insanity! I have a major Mass Erect 2!"
by DAT THANE March 4, 2010
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Mass Erect 2

Its what the world will get when Mass Effect 2 comes out.
by Damob47 December 28, 2009
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mass erect

A term used to refer to the video game Mass Effect, a sci-fi role playing game from developer Bioware for the Xbox 360 released on November 20th, 2007.

Originally used to communicate an individual's excitement of the game prior to its release. The game also allows the user, who plays as Commander Shepherd - to have sexual relationships with some of his or her shipmates which lends itself to the sexual reference and the ease with which "effect" can be changed to "erect"
Forumposterguy #1: "Oh snap, new Mass Effect trailer is up!."
Forumdood #2: "/checks pants. Yep, I'm Mass Erect"
by kirbybreezy December 29, 2007
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Auto erect

When a person (usually male) types a text while extremely horny, usually using only one hand for obvious reasons with such terrible grammar that auto correct practically rewrites it all. Often contains words so bad autocorrect can’t fix, and entire sentences that make absolutely no sense.
Guy 1: furiously jerking off holy funny in so hunter rihut now
(Auto erect t/n: holy fuck I’m so horny right now)
by Mom’s left nut October 26, 2020
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auto erect

When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.
"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect
by T2kizz September 27, 2015
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de-erect

The act of making an erect penis flaccid or even go inwards, mostly by showing shocking, gross and/or gory pictures or vidoes. This is called the psychic de-erection. A psychic de-erection can actually be caused by basically anything as long as the person looses his erection from the picture, sound, thought, or non-physical influence.

De-erecting a penis can also be performed physically by smacking the gland hard with the palm of ones hand. A myth shown in movies says that this act is usually done by smoking hot nurses. Though, it is usually done by either a man or a fatty nurse named Ursula.

Another myth says that a physical de-erection is very painful, and that is indeed true.
Oh my god, last night Brad showed me this video called "2 guys 1 horse." My penis totally de-erected!

That fat chick last night totally gave me a de-erection!

"Did you hear that Simon went to the doctor last night?", Said Rick. Jane looked shocked. "How come?", she said. "He just got a de-erection, no big deal"
by The Crazy Madman November 1, 2011
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E.N.A (erect nipple alert)

The look of having your nipples stand out, "erect"

Usually someone with ENA does not have a bra on
Lucy:Janet, that girl has a major case of E.N.A (erect nipple alert)
Janet:OMG, Luc, she totally does! That ho must have forgotten her bra!
Lucy: What else do you expect from the school slut?
by Giuseppee! Or Gipsie August 17, 2009
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