eggplant

a definition of a penis that you send to a friend if u know what i mean ;)

eggplant is the definition of dont send it to a freind if you know what i mean uness u are weird.

by #koltogsjd June 3, 2019

Eggplant

It’s a dang vegetable, guys. Stop making it into something it doesn’t have the consent to be.

Guy: “wanna see my eggplant?”
Girl: “Only if you’re talking about the food you nasty boy.”

by lessdumblonde June 14, 2019

eggplant

a way of sexting

hey what are you doing (eggplant and water emoji)

by Headahh12345678xx October 22, 2019

Eggplant

tf y'all talkin about, eggplant is a long purple vegetable. a fucking vegetable. 🍆🍆🍆

How do you chop an eggplant?

by ThatOneGUYinschool December 28, 2019

Eggplant

A Zuchini type friendship where the primary focus is for sexual inter course

Wait, are y’all Zuchinis?

No, we’re Eggplants.

by 17374838499 August 21, 2020

Eggplant

When you get an erection

I got an eggplant when I saw Wendy's logo

by Hollo0w September 9, 2021

eggplant

lemme guess. You're here cuz

1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system

2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"

but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.

person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.

person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them

person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.

Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.

by hiya Im sTuPiD+"clueless" December 24, 2021