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/n/ an intense sexual pleasure that occurs when you hear some GREAT music, such as your favorite band on the radio or your iPod__sometimes occurs while high on marijuana or acid tripping
Patrick would always have a massive eargasm anytime he heard his favorite band Alkaline Trio through his earphones while he was high on marijuana.
When you listen to a sound so good it is like an orgasm for your ears.
Listening to The Invisible Wall or My Devil On The Bed by the GazettE causes eargasm.
Eargasm by Konata D. Kirkland July 28, 2012
- whenever someone says something so awesome that it feels like someone just splooged in your ears and want to procreate with them immediately or high-five the shit out of them, dependent on gender and preference.

- when music such as a song, record, or certain part of a tune is so awesome, stellar and otherwordly that it feels like someone just made love to your ear holes and you climaxed in your brain with the deed filling your skull like apricot jelly.
" Did you hear what she just said? I think I had two eargasm's within thirty seconds, and we just met!"

" I had the most intense eargasm from the breakdown and solo thanks to the second tune off the new MMJ record!"
eargasm by blyndmelun February 8, 2013
An amazing feeling you get when you lay on you side for 5 minutes with peroxide, drain it out, then dig with a Q-tip.
Janis: James, what are you doing?
James: I’m cleaning my ears and having an eargasm.
Janis: You know putting the Q-tip in all the way can push down wax, right?
James: nah, the peroxide got rid of it ah ah aaah alll... wow, that was good.
Eargasm by H Heroine February 10, 2018
A liquid produced after listening to something very pleasing to you.
That new song from East Torino made me bust out so much eargasmic fluid yesterday! So much in fact, that both of my shoulders were completely soaked!
Eargasm by Donavan Dutra April 27, 2010
Eargasm is a the sensation that people get when listening to a really nice tune, especially those whose beats go higher and higher...

This term is derided from Orgasm.
@ IRC
<Admin>: im bored...
<rodm3d>: listen to this: Binary Finary & Trent McDermott - Freedom Seekers (Arctic Moon Remix)

>Admin is AFK

*6 minutes later*

<Admin>: shit
<rodm3d>: what's wrong?
<Admin>: I got an eargasm at 1:45 I can't take it any longer!
<rodm3d>: good. now give me admin rights.
Eargasm by R0DR1G0 March 5, 2011