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by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 29, 2021

a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.

The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

A E U G H

The last words of a pufferfish.

PufferFish: I want water

Asian Chef: Feeds him a carrot

PufferFish: A E U G H

Pufferfish: ded

ME: Say A E U G H

Someone:A E U G H

ME: HAHA!

by hntsssnhtdddddbhte December 18, 2022

CA$H E

UP NEXT!!! Fire 14 year old rapper from Australia. One of the best upcoming artists out right now!

Ayy yo, you hear that new CA$H E?

by The Producer Clique June 28, 2021

(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)

Some shit bitches have been putting in thier bios on Tinder.

Hot chick's profile on Tinder: blah blah blah... add me on

(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)
For more info about me!

by Ron L'baam November 5, 2017

T H E

when the vibe be poppin

gertude: what kinda music u listening to?
phillip: T H E

gertude: oh poppin

by DORISMCBIDDY September 11, 2020

h e l p

Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention

you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n

by iliketrains. January 15, 2021