dumbledore

Dumbledore is the ex-headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is the only one who Voldemort ever feared. He is around 150 years old, and is the most powerful wizard in the world at this time. He has worked at hogwarts from before 1945-1996. He can speak many languages, and is known for finding the 12th use of dragons blood. He is friends with an ancient alchemist, Nicholas Flamel, rumored to be the creator of the "Philosopher's Stone" which can turn any metal into pure gold, and can create the elixer of life, which will render the drinker immortal for a specific amount of time. He has been asked to be the minister of magic many times, but he enjoys his life at hogwarts too immensely to even consider that.

Full name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Age: over 150 years
siblings: only one that we know of, Aberforth Dumbledore, who has been prosecuted for performing illegal charms on a goat.
Marital Status: Single as far as we know, but many fans wish that Minerva Mcgonagall is his wife.
Deathdate: june 29th 1996

"I will only truly have left this school none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." ~Albus Dumbledore, HP&TCOS

by aalikane April 19, 2006

Dumblefuck

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.

Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.

by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009

Back door dumbledore

The back door dumbledore is a famous sexual position form the never released movie in the 'Harry Potter' series.

It essentially consists of a wizards hat, a broomstick and the anus.

1. "Ron! Ron! Get the bandages! I just got back door dumbledore'd by Hagrid! I never understood why Mrs Moganagle made the curfew for first year students! Hagrid has a taste for pre-pubescant boys! Ouch!!"

2. "Arghh, it burns. I never realised Tobasco Sauce could be used as lube!"

3. "Harry Potter, would you stay behind after class. I need to have a little word with you." 😈

by Gary the goat October 16, 2014

You're such a dumbledore

Using the wizard name from harry potter to call someone dumb.

"Why would you do something like that? You're such a dumbledore I swear."

by Elizapple August 8, 2016

dumbledore

The most taleted wizard of all time in the land of Harry Potter.

Harry: Dumbledore is the only man Voldemort was ever afraid of!

by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006

Dumbrella

1.) a survival tool it's raining stupid.
2.) the only defense against the ridickulumulus.

"its raining dim, hallelujah its raining dim...."

" 'Example doesn't use the word Dumbrella. Use the word in a sentence.' - wish my browser had a dumbrella plugin"

by Matthew Heflin March 6, 2008

Dumbledore complex

A psycho-social attitude, where-in you categorically give people the benefit of the doubt and choose to believe the people are generally good at their core. Derived from an emulation of the actions and attitudes of Albus Dumbledore.

Person 1: "Yo why did Bob invite that dude Jay into the house? That guy is really sketchy."

Person 2: "You know Bob has a Dumbledore complex, he thinks that everyone he meets has redeeming qualities."

by Yuck Mouth January 4, 2013