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tennessee back door

The act of inserting an open bottle of whiskey into the anus of a person doing a handstand. The person then rights themself while people take shots out of the now whiskey flowing butthole.
Man, I was so wasted from all those Tennessee back door's last night ... Do I still have shit in my teeth?
by MBlaze May 7, 2015
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dooremma

a situation where somebody is not sure whether to hold the door open for an approaching but slow or a faraway person and maybe creating awkwardness for both parties, or to not bother holding the door and risk looking insensitive
The worst part of a dooremma is people are not sure whether to thank the person for holding the door open, or to curse the person for involuntarily rushing them through the door.
by complan April 21, 2017
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doormat guy

One who thinks he will get laid by women if he puts them on a pedestal but actually becomes 'laid'-out on their front door and is used to clean their shoes.
Careful what you wish for.
"He's being a doormat guy to her, why doesn't he stand up for himself?"
by mogydee July 9, 2018
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Tennessee doorbell

When someone in a car sits in the driveway or on the street and rudely honks their horn to signal someone to come out to them, instead of getting out of the car and going to the door to knock or ring the doorbell.
Cletus had to annoy all the neighbors by using the Tennessee doorbell to get Billy Bob to come get in his car. Why can't that fat hillbilly idiot get out of his car and knock like civilized people do?
by PMax March 11, 2008
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Doorkicker

An Infantry soldier who goes from house to house kicking down doors and storming entrances
Major League Doorkickers
by InfantrySoldier666 December 9, 2009
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Doordashian

When one orders through door dash and receives a "Happy Ending" upon delivery
"Bro I just ordered some hot wings and got the best doordashian of my life"
by Ghosferatu August 24, 2019
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slick as snot on a doorknob

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass
Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006
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