Noob Drinker

1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol.
2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily.
3. Someone who hits the floor after one drink.

1. Hey man, you drink much?
Nah, I'm a Noob Drinker.
2. You see that guy over there? 2 drinks and he's under the table!
Yeah, he's a Noob Drinker.
3. I can do this!
*takes a drink and hits the floor*
What a Noob Drinker!

by King Jazza! January 16, 2009

Lone Drinker

That one person at the bar or club who sits alone doesn't talk to anyone and just has a drink by himself

Look at the lone drinker over there I wonder what must be going through his mind

by Harry69 May 10, 2011

Light Weight Drinker

Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.

Did you see Mats last night? he was drunk after 2 Flugels.

oh. damn. what a light weight drinker

by AnonymousMun August 26, 2018

Kool-Aid drinker

One who accepts an argument or philosophy wholeheartedly and blindly.

The term is in reference to the religious cult led by Jim Jones, who committed mass suicide by drinking Kool-Aid laced with Valium and cyanide.

You'll never convince Mike not to buy that MacBook even though he just got a G4, he's such a kool-aid drinker.

by WhitneySir August 21, 2006

Cum Drinker

Alternative to cocksucker. One who loves to swallow after fellating.

She's a cum drinker. Did you notice how she swallowed after you blew your load, and then licked the remaining drops of cum off of your shaft?

by Richard "Dick" Head September 29, 2005

downy drinker

a very intelegent person who just dosent have the abilty to show it. if you couldent tell already i have downy in my closet and i drink it.

stop drinking downy you downy drinker.

by downy drinker December 18, 2018

shart drinker

shart drinker is a term used when you get angry at someone and then call them a shart drinker, shart is shit. so you're basically calling them someone who drinks shit.

person 1: i hate you so much just go away you're so annoying.

person 2: shut up you shart drinker!!

by shartenjoyer March 3, 2021