2. The most amazing a wonderful guy on the planet. There is only one true Drake. He is kind and sweet, but don't fuck with him. Because he will fuck your shit up. He is quiet until he feels comfortable with you. He truly is the fluttershy of this world. The most considerate, helpful person you will ever meet. He won't hesitate to help you out, even if it means cleaning up some puppy piss. He has the shiniest, softest, jet black hair you will ever see. And the smell? Fucking amazing. You won't be able to keep your hands off his hair, or stop smelling it. Drake has the most captivating blue eyes, just stunning. He gives the best hugs you will ever experience. They're enough to keep you happy go lucky for days. Treat Drake right, and don't let him lose his temper. It'd be a shame to lose such a gem.
1. Those damn drakes keep shitting all over the fuckingbeach. T_T
Doesn’t write his own music. Repeats the same thing over again. Kiki does not love him. How the hell did he get Michael Jackson on that feature on Scorpian? He got dissed by Eminem in Kamikaze (but name one rapper that Em didn’t mention). He has a beard and he is a MEME
Drake: Kiki, do you love me?
Kiki: I only love my bed and my mama I’m sorry
Drake, the guy you see on huge billboard charts for his lousy music is not a rapper, but an emotion. His emotional ass has become an actual emotion, thanks to his soft, lightskin persona.