by Myrestlessness August 27, 2022

A drink developed by the Gods for consumption by only those who are most worthy. For the best effects, consume via the rear end.
by HandsomeBatman July 30, 2011

A pure soda. This is a soda for soda drinkers
1. It's fizzy
2. It doesn't taste like anything natural
3. It contains more caffeine than 90 % of other sodas
1. It's fizzy
2. It doesn't taste like anything natural
3. It contains more caffeine than 90 % of other sodas
by Chris June 5, 2004

Also known as the prostitute of the soda world, Doctor Pepper is that soda that you know you shouldn't be having, but once you get that little drop on your tounge, you need more and more till its completely empty at the very last drop.
by DevilsGrass February 17, 2017

by Stroll August 25, 2004

by CkDead May 11, 2004

The only soda that can be consumed in any combination of cold/hot, flat/fresh and still be delicious.
Though the cans had been in the sun all day, Germaine was delighted to find that, heated by the sun's rays, her Dr. Pepper was even more delicious!
by Doomie June 7, 2004
