Oregon tweaker’s dozen

An all encompassing unit of measurement that is one less than the prosecutable amount.

A woman with 38 pills of oxy is one short of an Oregon tweaker’s dozen. (40 being the prosecutable amount)

by Butters_PD November 21, 2020

bater's dozen

The act of masturbating 13 times in one day.

Hey Matt, I heard Jason member looks like a red snapper after completing the bater's dozen.

by misterslave1442 July 27, 2010

Wanker's Dozen

Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day.

Common with self-employed geeks and students.

Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.

Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues

Typical conversation:

M: "My bell end is red-raw."

J: "Why's that?"

M: "Wanker's Dozen"

J: "I am Not suprised"

by Lamb McDan May 11, 2009

dozen

The mf in nct who did not certainly raise the roof

Nctzen: omg who is that dancing off beat
Nctzen 2: oh that’s dozen and he’s obviously not raising the roof

by neosvl November 20, 2021

pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs

A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.

There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.

On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.

by eowyn_ut January 10, 2009

Jewish dozen

Eleven of something.

A Jewish dozen bagels would be 11 bagels.

by Doc Sigma July 30, 2008

Love Dozen

When one person gives another person 12 roses,11 real and 1 fake and tells them they'll love them till the last one dies.

"Did you see Ryan Love Dozen Erin? that was so sweet."

by Daggers October 31, 2007