Moron's dozen

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.

by kloiterra August 9, 2010

dime a dozen

adj: something so common that its value is little or nothing.

Rappers like Ja Rule, Chingy, and Benzino are a dime a dozen.

by Don Jonesini January 2, 2004

Balloonist dozen

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

niggers dozen

Ten instead of twelve, because: A nigger stole two, a nigger can't count, or a nigger is too lazy.

Dierks: How many tins of grizz do you have left?

Dierks2: One shy of a niggers dozen-

Dierks: 9 isn't nearly enough...

by Dirty cunts McGoo February 1, 2010

Wired dozen

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"

I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

dealer's dozen

eleven

bitch was sheisty; paid for twelve and got a dealer's dozen.

by onirebmit October 23, 2012

Dozen Day

12 beers in 12 pubs in 12 hours on the 12th day of the 12 month.

Are you going to join us on dozen day?

by aboutfivebucks August 23, 2010