doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

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Doucheyer

Pronounced douche-E-A

A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.

This guy I work with told me he just broke up with his online girlfriend and he told me he wanted to fuck anything that walks. Then he asked if i had any single friends. Later that day the doucheyer sent me a LinkedIn request with a winky face and his number and told me to text him sometime.

by Kesquire January 2, 2013

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Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.

A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.

Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.

Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.

by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012

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doucheographer

1) A photographer (or a person who claims to be) who uses their camera to get laid, to get backstage or to catch some secret "upskirt" in their travels. 2) A person who photoshops pictures out of spite. 3) Someone who takes douchey photos and who is also a douche. 4) A troll with a camera. 5) Photos that are douched up (excessively photoshopped)- a term used instead of "touched up".

"I caught that guy in the stairwell trying to film some upskirt. What a doucheographer."

by trainwreck tammy December 15, 2011

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