doucheyness

The state or condition of showing douche like behavior.

Franny was on top of her doucheyness when she cut off that guy in during rush hour.

by ByMyLastBreath March 13, 2008

douchenelle

A category of jerk boys, specifically those with red hair, acid tongues and quick tempers.

A Douchenelle is a poison apple that doesn't fall far from its rotten tree

by aosm March 7, 2010

Doucheweed

An obnoxious, self-absorbed assfuck with a low intelligence quotient, the reputation of a two-faced backstabbing curmudgeon, and a pretentious, often God-delusional, sense of self-worth. A doucheweed almost always has an exceptionally small penis, demonstrates terrible character, expresses polarizing political views, and tells everyone the worst secrets told by "friends" in good faith. More often than not, a spoiled, pretentious rich white teenager.

Wesley: Yes, absolutely, I completely believe that the recent attempted assassinations in Arizona were an acceptable expression of political dissent.
People: God, what a doucheweed!

Wesley: (Car stopped by a police officer) Sir, what is your probable cause?
Officer: Get out of the car and get naked you little doucheweed, I am calling in the drug dogs.
Wesley: If there is weed in my car, it's Catherine's fault.
Catherine: You doucheweed, I don't do drugs! YOU DO! Don't blame YOUR drug problems on your GIRLFRIEND.
Wesley: Shut up and take the blame bitch, I am going to succeed in life at the cost of your FREEDOM.
Narcotics Officer: Weed found, both of you are going to jail.
Police Officer: That's what you get you little doucheweed! Sorry that you're dating such an ASSFUCK Catherine!
Catherine: (Sobbing) ME TOO!!!

by Kidpuncher666 January 25, 2011

Douchebeep

When sitting at a red light, the light turns green and the person in the car behind you immediately starts beeping their horn.

"I can't believe that guy is honking at me! The light just turned green a second ago!"

"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."

by JGper cussion October 21, 2011

Douchetee

A goatee with no mustache

"Frank shaved the mustache off his goatee, now he's just got a douchetee"

by Ragier Kage March 28, 2015

doucheiest

The fact of being the epitome of a douche, douchey, or a douchebag.

That guy is so douchey, a real D-bag. No, he is the doucheiest guy I’ve ever met!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

Douchenism

The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.

Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"

by HRabbit November 28, 2017