dooce

To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.

Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.

by Marz November 17, 2004

deuced out

A flexible and general term used to describe the act of figuratively or literally crushing. This implies some form of victory and the true words/meaning it represents can only be understood through the context in which it is delivered.

"Alex, what happened last night with that chick you met?"
"Oh man, I went back to her place and deuced her out."

"Miles, how'd it go when you told her you like her?"
"Yeah, um, not so well. She doesn't exactly feel the same way. Yeah...so...she pretty much deuced me out."

"Ben, how did kickball go today?"
"Our team fucking sucks. Nobody can catch the ball and the girls don't know what the hell they're doing out there. We got deuced out."

by The Gentlemen At November 6, 2008

take a deuce

to take a shit.

After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003

dorce

All good feeling and/ or emotion

Ex: Today has been very dorce for me
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Ex: I am just dorceful today

by Dorceless June 21, 2021

Ma Deuce

Army slang for the Browning M2-HB .50-caliber heavy machine gun

"Go grab me a couple of boxes of fifty-cal. I'm gonna make the Ma Deuce sing!"

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

dooced

Getting fired because of something that you wrote in your weblog.

"Blogger Heather B. Armstrong coined the phrase in 2002, after she was fired from her Web design job for writing about work and colleagues on her blog, Dooce.com" (Source: Yahoo.com)

Last October, Delta Air Lines flight attendant Ellen Simonetti was fired, she said, for what her supervisor called a misuse of uniform. Simonetti had posted on her personal blog, Queen of Sky (now called Diary of a Fired Flight Attendant), pictures of herself, in her uniform, on an empty plane. Her blog also contained thinly veiled work stories.

(Yahoo! News)

by Mary Bo Barry February 11, 2005

Deuce-Dix

Deuce-Dix, 20 dollars, derived from the french language; Dix, meaning 10, and english slang; Deuce meaning 2.

Adam: How much money should I bring?

Spencer: Bring a Deuce-Dix just in case.

by Spencer Adams October 20, 2006