A lame way DMHN board admins use to ban someone from their forum. Without informing posters what a dork trap is.
by wifflewoffle July 20, 2006
Get the dork trap mug.Dork muffin is a term used to describe someone who is unbelievably-- Nay, outrageously awesome. So awesome is such a person that you would want to spend the rest of your life with them. They know no limits in their sense of humor. Last but not least of all, they taste sensationally delicious. Once you have tasted a dork muffin, it is rumored by the lucky few that have tasted them that you could never go back. Ever. Derived from 2 words, ironically happening to be both "dork" and "muffin" , few have yet lived long enough to achieve a title of such grandeur.
Among the few who have been able to achieve the novel title of dork muffin are the Green Ranger, Victor, smexy Jason and <3Jen<3. Forever will their names be etched into history as the most awesome people not only on Earth, but also the coolest gangstas of the highest degree.
Among the few who have been able to achieve the novel title of dork muffin are the Green Ranger, Victor, smexy Jason and <3Jen<3. Forever will their names be etched into history as the most awesome people not only on Earth, but also the coolest gangstas of the highest degree.
person #1: I sure am bored and hungry today.
person #2: As am I, fellow human brethren.
dork muffin: Eat me!
person #1: Uh... What do you mean by that?
person #2: Were you being rude or did you mean it literally?
dork muffin: ;D <333
person #1: Now you are not even speaking English anymore.
person #2: 'Tis true. But my cravings for fun and hunger have been satisfied. This... Person is exquisitely delicious. Thank you-- *looks at name tag* Dork muffin.
dork muffin: ; *opens up mouth and shoots corn at persons #1 and 2*
person #1: Corn! One of my many weaknesses!
person #2: I... *dead*
person #1: I will avenge your death #2! *dead*
dork muffin: And all is well in the world. <3
person #2: As am I, fellow human brethren.
dork muffin: Eat me!
person #1: Uh... What do you mean by that?
person #2: Were you being rude or did you mean it literally?
dork muffin: ;D <333
person #1: Now you are not even speaking English anymore.
person #2: 'Tis true. But my cravings for fun and hunger have been satisfied. This... Person is exquisitely delicious. Thank you-- *looks at name tag* Dork muffin.
dork muffin: ; *opens up mouth and shoots corn at persons #1 and 2*
person #1: Corn! One of my many weaknesses!
person #2: I... *dead*
person #1: I will avenge your death #2! *dead*
dork muffin: And all is well in the world. <3
by HappySkies December 15, 2008
Get the Dork Muffin mug.The chill of excitement that goes up your spine when experiencing a joyously geeky moment
A spasm of geeky delight
A spasm of geeky delight
by P Berry August 17, 2004
Get the dorkasm mug.A person who is being silly and goofy.
Someone who suddenly becomes wiers and act silly. It's used in a sarcastic and funny way.
Someone who suddenly becomes wiers and act silly. It's used in a sarcastic and funny way.
by btsophoric April 19, 2021
Get the Dork mug.The name for the dark side of the force stated by crazed nun Refrigerator Perry on Trading Spouses. She was attempting to use the powers of the dork sade to expel the Fox camera crew from her home, in which the sanctity of the Lord had been disturbed.
by wing dings March 31, 2008
Get the dork sade mug.When you fall in love with a person that no matter what weird , bizarre , or other oddities they have .. you still love them with all your heart .. for it is their uniqueness that makes them a lovable dork ... and for me that Is Diane , my Dorkalicious love ~
Diane is my one true and only .. we both are odd and bizarre at times .. which explains the dork love we have for each other ~
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