doobie cruise

Driving around in a car while smoking a marijuana cigarette. Usually done in a neighborhood.

Me and JD are about to go for a doobie cruise, you comin with?

by Big Poppy November 5, 2007

doobie dial

When one smokes weed and makes erratic and irrational phone calls.

See also "drunk dial" or "dd"

" I was a victim of Paul's* doobie dialing last night," senior Kelly said.

* Names have been changed to protect the source's anonymity

by Daddy-D May 7, 2008

doodle lupus

Doodle Lupus
Origin: late 21st century English

Noun

1. (Medical) Described in late 2021, a disease primarily psychiatric in origin, wherein all perceived ailments are related to a singular underlying source. It is characterized by diffuse pain, poor sleep, minimal activity, victimhood, and a feeling of specialness, significance. Uniformly fatal within the mind.

2. (Astronomical) The hybrid poodle and wolf. A constellation situated close to and almost within Uranus.

“My husband won’t talk to me, my house is a wreck, and this flare-up of doodle lupus is causing extreme brain fog with 10/10 pain, so yes, Terry, I’m going to need an extra hour coming into work today.”

by patspatspats January 18, 2022

yummy-doodle

noun: the male member, aka: the penis.

I am going to perform oral pleasure on his yummy doodle.

by Dee November 11, 2003

Fair doobies

Meaning " Alright then"

" I just dumped my girfriend"
" DUDE!"
" But she was a bitch"
" Oh, fair doobies"

by stripez March 30, 2010

Food Doobie

A burrito.

I was hungry and depressed, so I went and grabbed a food doobie. Turned the whole day around.

by Paul Keithson August 23, 2012

out of the doobies

a phrase that means the person in question is in trouble. Like being kicked out of the Doobie Brothers

Ted spilled mayonaise everywhere, he is so out of the doobies

by Sorbittle January 12, 2009