texas doily

when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.

Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.

by aston bedsniffer January 14, 2008

Flag

Get the texas doily mug.

dottying

Exercising on a cross trainer.

Mohammed-Youngiston Al Nifferezio wasted her life watching The Office while dottying.

by Lord Durrant April 16, 2008

Flag

Get the dottying mug.

Related Words

doity-munty-mussy • doitytoity • dotty • Deity • dooty • dooty booty • doty • dity • doitch • doily

DoiYo

Something to shout over and over again when you want to annoy your teammates while they’re concentrating in the Gulag.

Watch out! He’s on your DoiYo.

by OG Cream Cheese September 3, 2020

Flag

Get the DoiYo mug.

Dity

A person who has a brain but decides not to use it. A Hardcore gamer and the best in bed. Always full of surprises

What does dity mean

by Natalie pheroxhié karman May 28, 2020

Flag

Get the Dity mug.

1. Resigning oneself to one's unfortunate circumstances
2. Expressing one's discontent for his surroundings
3. Expressing indifference to a seemingly important subject
4. A form of greeting (Usually accompanied with retarded hand gestures)

Bob: I failed my math test!
Schmob: Doihy!!!
Bob: Doihy!!!

Sally:I don't think I love you anymore. You just care about yourself and never think about me and my wants and desires.
Harry: Doihy!!!

Jack: OMG, a black guy just got elected president!!
Whack: Seriously!!!! What's his--
Interrupting Kanye West: Doihy!!!!

by Doihy Bucket September 29, 2009

Flag