digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

hoodling doodling

Having sex with one's sibling.

“My cats were hoodling doodling on my bed. It was gross.”

by stabbity February 8, 2019

Ass-Diddling

To shove 2 fingers us somebody's ass and move them around to cause immense pain

Guy1: Jeremy never said goodnight to me back
Guy2: Well looks like it's Ass-Diddling time

by Nightgar May 31, 2021

Diddy dadiling

It means to not know much about the topic so you start beating your meat

Octave did not know about gay furry porn so he started diddy dadiling

by Cunbigger May 31, 2023

diddling my pooter

to finger your cooter.

thinking of john's penis made me start to diddling my pooter

by POPinMY eye February 11, 2008

Dodding

Dodding is the act of noncing/preying on a child, under the age of concent

"Oi steve"
"Yes mate"
"Can you stop dodding on the kids for fucks sake?"
"No suck your mum"

by Cock slimjim 12343221 January 28, 2020

Horse doodling

Term born in Danbury CT slang for smoking weed

we got to go Horse Doodling soon dude

by TimetoSmokethisBlunt21 July 17, 2010