Sobriety Divide

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.

The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.

by ericmanoa September 4, 2013

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divide by zero

Dividing by zero is the biggest epic fail known to mankind. It is a proven fact that a succesful division by zero will constitute in the implosion of the universe.

You are dividing by zero there, Johnny. Captain Kirk is not impressed.

Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz

by spartan138 November 8, 2007

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continental divide

the line that runs down your balls and continues towards your ass hole that seperates your right and left sack. it looks like your nut sack has been sewn together.

she was licking on my continental divide and it felt fantastic.

by camdangalang October 30, 2008

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don't hide, divide

Are you going to share that? or: Can I have some? or: Give me some.

Do you have chocolate? Don't hide, divide.

by Jules Gray October 9, 2007

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The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.

by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020

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