Metal band from Orlando, Florida. These guys formed in 2010, and haven't recorded ANYTHING until 2012. They, along with all of their fans, agree that they suck, yet they're still around and people (like me) still go to their shows for no good reason.
" hey you know that band An Effigy Distorted?"
" yeah i went to their last show, they sucked, can't wait for the next one!"
" yeah i went to their last show, they sucked, can't wait for the next one!"
by hoodlemaster February 3, 2012
Get the an effigy distorted mug.One who practices discordianism.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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Practiced by discordians.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
Get the discordianism mug.Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!
Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011
Get the Distance Distortion Factor mug.A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..
I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Distorted bitch mug.1) The belief that Discord is more superior over other instant messaging platforms (e.g. Telegram, Whatsapp).
2) (Plural) Slang and colloquialisms unique to discord servers.
2) (Plural) Slang and colloquialisms unique to discord servers.
1) Many YTers and twitch streamers who need to create an elaborate community for their followers often swear by Discordianism.
2) Discordianisms were exchanged in another platform and only those who use discord could understand.
2) Discordianisms were exchanged in another platform and only those who use discord could understand.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 18, 2021
Get the Discordianism mug.You spend money on discord nitro for your kitten, you do nothing but spend your days on discord, you have e-sex with your discord kittens, welcome to the discordian life, my friend.
Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit”
Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*
Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*
by Got2BCoolest May 29, 2022
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