Distant Nut

The act of one self nutting and trying to aim the streem of sperm into one's mouth.

Person A: asks person B. If person B has done the Distant Nut

by Master designer August 29, 2025

Distant Crush

Distant Crush
When one has a crush on someone that they don't a day to day interaction with. Usually someone they follow on social media.

Man look at Cindy looking so beautiful, she's my distant crush.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

co-distant-relative-in-law

Spouse's distant-relative's spouse.

Co-distant-relative-in-law.

by Folqa July 24, 2024