A channel that begins the acting careers of teens trying to make it in the business. Some might think it is "gay" but it is a good channel for upcoming stars.
It helps keep them grounded, and I believe that it is a good place to begin a career. The shows are unrealistic - but what's your point? If you want reality - stop wasting your time watching TV. Television is supposed to give a sense of escapism to the viewers, to somewhat take us into the life that is not real.
For example:
HANNAH MONTANA - Of course if you just put on a wig people will still know it's you, but this is for the purpose of entertainment people.
THAT'S SO RAVEN - She can't really see into the future, but who cares she's foolish and makes me giggle.
THE SUITE LIFE - Awesome show! That is so bias but I don't care. It is funny and has some very very nice eye-candy.
PHINEAS AND FERB - The stuff they do is not actually possible, but get over it!
Etc, etc
It helps keep them grounded, and I believe that it is a good place to begin a career. The shows are unrealistic - but what's your point? If you want reality - stop wasting your time watching TV. Television is supposed to give a sense of escapism to the viewers, to somewhat take us into the life that is not real.
For example:
HANNAH MONTANA - Of course if you just put on a wig people will still know it's you, but this is for the purpose of entertainment people.
THAT'S SO RAVEN - She can't really see into the future, but who cares she's foolish and makes me giggle.
THE SUITE LIFE - Awesome show! That is so bias but I don't care. It is funny and has some very very nice eye-candy.
PHINEAS AND FERB - The stuff they do is not actually possible, but get over it!
Etc, etc
Person 1: Do you watch Disney Channel?
Person 2: Yeah sometimes
Person 1: Those shows are unrealistic
Person 2: Get over it. I like it and you don't have to.
Person 2: Yeah sometimes
Person 1: Those shows are unrealistic
Person 2: Get over it. I like it and you don't have to.
by ShortyLovesSprouse January 15, 2009
The Disney Channel is a good channel for a step away from crime and violence. A bit unrealistic, but rather innovative with futuristic shows, psychic children, and living in hotels. Aimed at middle and high school ages. Cartoons early in the morning is of course for the younger kids.
It appears to also be popular among women in their 20's and seem to relate to men, (or at least appear nicer to men) who also watch the channel or are versed in Disney. It makes them feel that that particular man is not an idot and can relate to innocence. (Kind at heart kind of stuff)
It appears to also be popular among women in their 20's and seem to relate to men, (or at least appear nicer to men) who also watch the channel or are versed in Disney. It makes them feel that that particular man is not an idot and can relate to innocence. (Kind at heart kind of stuff)
You watch the Disney Channel?
Why yes, I do
Really, I wouldn't have guessed that about you?
Why not?
I thought you were a jerk.
Why yes, I do
Really, I wouldn't have guessed that about you?
Why not?
I thought you were a jerk.
by MomentOfTruth September 20, 2008
A channel that always has shows with lame, repetetive plots, and will make a show or a movie every time they think of an amusing pun or any random theme (i.e. a kid who plays baseball and cooks.) Although the target audience is 9 year old girls and fruity boys of their early teens/preteens, they will not heisitate to make movies like "High School Musical" (by the way, if they wanted to make a realistic high school movie, it wouldn't be on Disney Channel, it would be on comedy central at 10:00 at night.) Every frikin month they make a new movie and use the same actors (or better yet actresses) over and over and end up turning them into crappy, anerexic pop performers with no skill who end up lasting for little over a year.
Unfortunately you can tell it will be around for a LONG time since their so rich they dont even need to show commercials that dont advertise their own things
Unfortunately you can tell it will be around for a LONG time since their so rich they dont even need to show commercials that dont advertise their own things
Disney Channel writer: ever notice how if you spell "suite" it sounds like "sweet"
Other Disney Channel writer: OMFG!!!! LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT!!!
I wouldn't care about Disney Channel, if it werent for my little sisters watching it all the fucking time
Other Disney Channel writer: OMFG!!!! LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT!!!
I wouldn't care about Disney Channel, if it werent for my little sisters watching it all the fucking time
by Smart, Sane, Super great March 21, 2006
A channel found on most cable and satellite TV packages.. It used to be a channel that had family-oriented, genuinely enjoyable TV shows, but now it's just a hugely regrettable mistake..
by BubblynotBuble January 31, 2010
Whatever happened to Mickey and Goofy and donald and Minny and the other original characters of Disney. now all disney channel has are Faggits who dress like faggits and bitches who dress like hos. The only thing thats left of Mickey Mouse is the logo,but they'll probably get rid of that and replace it with a boner brother.
by MrBates August 25, 2010
Maybe the most crappy channel on. Likes to stereotype and use laughtracks at 15 second intervals. Spawn legions of 10 year old girls and the occasional middle school guy to quote it and make them sound like bigger dumbasses. Are big on lipsyching and showing commercials... for their own shows. Is proven to kill more braincells than sniffing glue, doing pot, and jumping off a bridge all at once repeatedly. Also has terrible acting and tries to make shows about people 5 years older than the target audience (ie, Hannah Montana, Phil of the Future, Thats So Raven, which are all about high schoolers).
by omgitsarhino May 27, 2007
It is meant for 6 - 9 year olds, when your 14 and still think that High school is going to be like High school musical your going to have problems.
Disney channel watcher in highschool: Where's Zach Efron? Why isn't anybody singing? Where's the dancing?
by Jersey Kid February 02, 2008