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disaster porn

Noun. When the media puts horrific or tragic images on a 24 hour loop, constantly driving them into your head, and then refers to the events portrayed as an "unspeakable tragedy" . .. .despite the fact that they have four different talking heads analyzing it 24 hours a day. Often times disaster porn is used to generate financial support. Most commonly associated with 9/11, where every mention of the "terrorist outrage" was followed by an infomercial for NYPD t-shirts and American flag bumper stickers.
"This is just horrible. I can't even bear to look." Said Geraldo Rivera as he rewound the disaster porn tape of the World Trade Center collapsing for the 10,000th time that day. "Buy 'I LOVE AMERICA' bumper stickers and NYPD hats now!"
by Dylan Niles November 11, 2007
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Disasturbate

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.
"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013
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Disaster Wank

A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
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walking disaster

A person prone to accidents
Guy 1: Dang did you hear about what happened to Ashley the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah heard she fell down the stairs. That girl's a walking disaster.
by youissmart October 4, 2016
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when you discovered the truth about world , money , goverment , religions , rich , debt , and famous ppl
Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth
by NevenPL December 12, 2022
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Disastrophy

Worse than both a disaster and a catastrophy
Meeting my in-laws for the first time was an absolute disastrophy.
by Lisa November 29, 2002
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The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai

Quite a challenging XBL Arcade game. Although it is fairly decent, it is overpriced and the gameplay is very repetitive and unoriginal.
I wouldn't have purchased The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai if I had played the demo first
by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
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