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dyslexic anorexic

In the way a dyslexic reads things backwards and an anorexic is someone who is skinny and thinks they're fat, a dyslexic anorexic is someone who is fat and thinks they are skinny.
Can you believe she was wearing that midriff shirt?
Yea, she's a dyslexic anorexic.
by wordplaysmith March 4, 2010
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dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.
Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt
by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016
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Discolexic

A broad term defining a dancing disability that impairs a person's fluency or accuracy in being able to pull fly moves, check his/her bad self, and generally leads the person to look like a silly sod.
Did you check Jeff last night? He was falling all over the floor, maybe we should get him looked at, I think he might be Discolexic.
by J'aime Ferrero January 3, 2011
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Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013
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Dilexic

Charlie’s word not knowing English
Your not even dilexic
by Gstqr123448 June 9, 2020
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Dyslexic Scab

by Kai.bloop February 4, 2022
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im dyslexic

when you do something stupid and you blame it on dyslexic
trips over own foot "im dyslexic"
by socks are the best December 6, 2017
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