durkus

To be the ulimate dork, nerd, goofball.

He has been elevated to the highest rank of durkus for those plaid pants.

by Lynnie August 3, 2006

dorkus

A dork to the extreme or an extremely foolish person. Usually used in the term "Dorkus Maximus", but can be used alone.

OMG, he has a PDA and a cell phone that is a PDA, what a dorkus!

by Scottie July 29, 2003

dinkus

used as an endearing term for people who lack common sense. these people are neither smart or dumb, but when it comes to simple tasks everything seems to be much more complicated for them than it needs to be.

person 1: "can you write this down for me"

person 2: "sure, but the pen is out of ink"

person 1: "then get one that works you dinkus"

by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022

chief dorkus

The one dork who ranks far above the others, even surpassing the dorkiness of a dorkus malorkus.

dorkus malorkus: Wow you're the chief of all dorks. *bows* I shall call you chief dorkus!

chief dorkus: I am honored.

by Chief Dorkus December 7, 2013

Biggus Dickus

What's so funny about the name biggus Dickus?

Man 1: what's so funny about the name biggus Dickus?

Man 2: well you see it's a joke name sir.

by Sexy Sulliko January 31, 2022

Dinkus

A Dinkus is a kid around 10 years old that acts strange when in the presence of other kids the same age. A Dinkus also pulls stunts such as soiling his drawers; even though his vocabulary is beyond that of most 30 year olds. Dinkus kids lose their homework, and pretend to remember things when it benefits them.

Dillon was acting like a Dinkus at scouts with McGomery, so I told him to stop. When we got home he was bothering his sister Taylor, at that point I noticed he stunk, checked his pants and he had shit himself. I sent him to his bathroom to take a dump and clean himself up.

by Rectors December 17, 2013

dorkus

Someone is is dorky, but just doesnt care that he/she is a dork, thus making them very cool in the eyes of other dorkii**.

Rinn is such a total dorkus.

by Tenmei00 November 13, 2005